Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them. We decided to just collect as many as possible and throw them all onto one page. Enjoy! Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon. Yo mamma ...
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. ...
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back! ...
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom. ...
Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. ...
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, '4th bottle to the left.' ...
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll let you know tomorrow. ...
Your so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts 'Kool Aid, Kool Aid' ...
You're so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonald's on Lay-A-way. ...
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