Funny Jokes and Pictures!

(1) guy walks into a bar

So a man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Out of the blue he says,All layers are assholes. After a few moments of silence, a man replies,I take that personally! Why? asks the other man. Becase Im an asshole. ...

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(2) a man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, he see's a jar full of money , he ask's how he can get the money.The bartender say's you have to do three tasks.The first is chug a pitcher of beer down.(He chugs it down). The second is take the Rotten tooth out of this rotweiler ...

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(3) a man walks into a bar

A man is at the bar one night and decides he should go outside for some fresh air due to the fact that he is extremely drunk. When he tries to stand up he falls on his face so he tries again and falls again. Finally he crawls home and sneeks into bed. In ...

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(4) Tigger and Eeyore

Tigger and Eeyore are at the bar when Tigger says he's going to the bathroom. Eeyore sits waiting for Tigger for a half hour then decides to get up. When he gets to the bathroom he sees Tigger with his face in the toilet and asks him, "What the hell are y ...

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(5) A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a pub in ireland and orders three pints of guiness. The bartender gives them to him and the man walks to the back of the bar and sips on each of them. When he is finished the man walks up and orders three more. This time the bartender ask ...

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(6) Don't drink beer

Scientists for Health Canada have suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into ...

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(7) A man walks in a pub

A man walks in a pub with a piece of concrete and he says to the bar maid "I'll have a pint for me and one for the road" ...

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(8) 12 Shots

A guy goes into a bar orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says,"Dang, why are you drinking so fast?". The guy says, "You would be drinking, too if you had what I had". The bartender says, " What do you have?". The guy ...

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