Funny Jokes and Pictures!

(1) Real Life Animal Laws

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia. Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking ...

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(2) Lion to the movies

In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies. ...

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(3) Water your lawn

In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. ...

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(4) Bearded Lady Arrested!

In Oxford, Ohio, it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. ...

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(5) China Gets One Right!

According to a law in China, you must be intelligent to go to college. Guess the guy who wrote this did NOT go to college. ...

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(6) Not in Topeka

In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups. ...

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(7) Soup and a Beer, Please...

In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing. ...

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(8) Kissing

In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!) ...

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(9) Topless Men

In Ocean City New York, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. ...

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(10) "master"

An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. ...

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