Funny Jokes and Pictures!

(1) Mindless Facts

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears are left-handed. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one o ...

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(2) Good Advice From Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -- Patrick, age 10 "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." -- Hannah, age 9 Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." -- Michael, age 14 "Stay away from prunes." -- Ra ...

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