-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. -There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. -Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? -Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. -For peop ...
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying besid ...
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president ...
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