A blond woman walks up to pay for the the stuff she collected in the store.. Here's the shopping list: 1 Apple 1 Bottle of milk 1 Bread 1 Pack of cheese 1 Pack of ham 1 Salad 1 Union 1 Can of corn 1 Pack of gum As she went to pay for it the ...
yo mama so fat she wanted a water bed so they threw a blanket over the ocean ...
An old man goes to the doctors and ask the doctor to lower his sex drive. The doctor says, what?, your 86, its all in your head. That's right says the old man, I want you to lower it! ...
One day a man buys a new sports car so he decides to drive it round the country roads at 30mph. Next minute he heres a cluck from out side his car. so he looks out the window and see a three legged chicken running 30mph, so he speeds up to 50mph. Th ...
Knock knock Whos there? Eggburt Eggburt who? Eggburt no bacon. ...
One day three blondes was running away from the police and they seen a farm, so they ran over and got into three diffrent bags.When the police came in the farm they herd noises coming from the bags so he kicked the first bag witch had cats on it so he kic ...
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender " can i have some fish and chips", the bartender replies " i don't serve fish and chips and i don't serve ducks" so the duck leaves. fifteen minutes later the duck returns and says " can i have some fish a ...
A guy goes into a bar orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says,"Dang, why are you drinking so fast?". The guy says, "You would be drinking, too if you had what I had". The bartender says, " What do you have?". The guy ...
yo mumma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head lock ...
Yo mumma so skinny she has to jump round in the shower to get wet! ...