A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. ...
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome tha ...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing re ...
HER SIDE OF THE STORY My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised but he didn ...
There are three types of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't. What do you call someone who used to like tractors? An ex-tractor fan. ...
I spilt spot remover on my dog... now he's gone. What do you call a woman with 5 classes of beer balanced on her head? "Beertricks" A man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm. 'A pint please, landlord' he says. 'And one for the road ...
There once was a blonde,burnette,and a red head traped on a desserted island 20 miles from shore. The red head gets tired of waiting for help so she swims out 10 miles before she gets tired and drowns. The brunette is getting tired a well so she swims out ...
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he's curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and ...
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?" ...
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!" ...
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