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The Lizard and the monkey
There was a lizard who was walking though the jungle and he spots a monkey in the tree.
So he yells up to the monkey
"What are you doing ?"
And the monkey replys "Smoking weed "
So the lizard joins him.
Later the lizard gets thirsty and goes to the pond to get some water.
At the pond the lizard spots a crocodile and says "There is a monkey over there smoking weed in a tree"
The crocidile doesn't believe him so he goes to check it out for himself.
And sure enough the monkey was up in the tree smoking and the monkey says "Dang how much water did you drink"
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