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Fish n Chips

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender " can i have some fish and chips", the bartender replies " i don't serve fish and chips and i don't serve ducks" so the duck leaves.

fifteen minutes later the duck returns and says " can i have some fish and chips", the bartender replies " i said i don't serve fish and chips and i don't serve ducks and if you come in again i'll nail your feet to the floor" so the duck leaves again.

another fifteen minutes later the duck walks in again and says " do you have any nails", the bartender replies "no i don't" then the duck says "can i have some fish and chips".

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