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Three legged chicken
One day a man buys a new sports car so he decides to drive it round the country roads at 30mph.
Next minute he heres a cluck from out side his car. so he looks out the window and see a three legged chicken running 30mph, so he speeds up to 50mph.
The man says "that was wierd" then the next minute he heres the cluck again, so he looks out the window again and there is the chicken running 50mph. so he says "RIGHT i'll show you" so he guns it to 80mph.
The man start to laugh when suddenly the chicken runs past hiw and up the drive way of a farm. so the man follows it till he reaches a cloud of dust.
He gets out an sees a farmer leaning on a fence. the man say " i don't know if you believe me but i saw a three legged cjickin run up your drive". the farmer replies "i believe you be cause i breed them", the man looking very confused say "why do you breed them with three legs".
The farmer replies "well me, my wife and my son all like a leg of chickin for supper but regular chikins only have two legs so someone starves for a night". The man thinks this is a great idea and asks how they taste, the farmer says "i have no idea because i can't catch them"
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