Funny Jokes and Pictures!

Good guess

A blond woman walks up to pay for the the stuff she collected in the store.. Here's the shopping list:

1 Apple
1 Bottle of milk
1 Bread
1 Pack of cheese
1 Pack of ham
1 Salad
1 Union
1 Can of corn
1 Pack of gum

As she went to pay for it the man behind the desk looked at her and said: "Single, huh?"

The blond startet giggeling and answerd: "Hi, good guess! How did you guess that?"

The cashier looked at her again as he recieved the money and said:
"Well, it's because you're butt ugly!"