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I spilt spot remover on my dog... now he's gone.

What do you call a woman with 5 classes of beer balanced on her head?
"Beertricks"

A man walks into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm. 'A pint please, landlord' he says. 'And one for the road'.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra

What did the sea say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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